1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
3. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
4. Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!
5. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala…one falls and everything else falls!
6. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
7. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
